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nubianbrothaz: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: Somebody give that nigga my phone number! NubianBrothaz.tumblr.com
johndarnielle: planning on personally paying local churches to do this with any current terms or phrases I don’t like
myfavoritefashionthings: “Modern Couture“ Daniela De Jesus By Benjamin Kanarek For Elle Vietnam October 2014
valeriejeanandkathleen: I think I may have reblogged this already, but if I have, I’d like to use this moment to express my disappointment in everything ever. there’s got to be some sort of petition or something for Roy Brown, right?
Wise words like this need 2 b shared 4 the sake of all people, ESPECIALLY the people who call them selves Christian. Personally i do remember Him throwing out a group of thieves though… Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and
I like Jesus, I just don’t like the way they used and abused him (friends of Jesus they say) DMNC RMX http://dombarra.tumblr.com
WAIT WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT NEW EPISODES OF HIYOKOI WHAT WHAT. THEY ONLY RELEASED AN OVA BUT NOW THEY HAVE MORE!?!?!?OR IS IT LIKE ONLY A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THING!!?!? L;AKSLDASKAKS;DAS
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
charlesdarwn: YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
wackcauldron: peccatopotpourri: cisnowflake: wackcauldron: south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact
rainsuggestion: geebiez: rainsuggestion: dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did jesus did….im just saying do i look like jesus to u
rageomega: lunaaltare: imjakegyllenhaal: spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!! need me one like that @novaschaos it’s back
techcrunch: “Wait, they don’t love you like i love you. Ma-a-a-a-ps, wait.”
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
drifting-ona-memory: elaxisfae: black-to-the-bones: Dead ass scary. Society taught men to behave like this. We need to do something. Plus did anyone peep how these messages were only sent within a 1.5 hour time frame? Like in less than two hours dude
whatevachild: [Chorus]This is how to be a WALL breakerSoldiers they like a little dangerThese Titans are getting stranger, Eren JaegerSinging I’ll ki-ki-kill you
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
snarg: jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing
aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella sticks then i assume u also dont like jesus I like mozzarella sticks but I dont like jesus they are a packaged deal im sorry but youre going to have to give up your liking of mozzarella stick
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
deadpoolandspider-man: “I love the smell of 372,884 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.”
Reblog or like if you are anti-SureMiku/SorMik.
peenhound: OOOOOO WACKED ME NOSE “Louis’ bloopers 😂 first the visor wouldn’t open, he hit his nose and then he didn’t catch the fruit 😂😭” That is what British people sound like?!
chekhovzgun: *looks like a douche*
wideop3n: fanartxfanfic 1: [art by wideop3n text by sinderlin] It hurts, not knowing what to do with bottled-up feelings that you can’t quite choke down and smother away. There’s nothing to be done for it, though, just let it fester like an untreated
theeggdom: strangeasanjles: tashabilities: White people should be banned from adopting transracially. Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children
stickolas: I feel like this scene from family guy didn’t leave enough of an emotional impact on me when I first saw it, so I hired the sound editor from hit tv series johnny test to spruce up the soundtrack to help fit the mood better
flickerman: flickerman: the clothes i bought today: two skirts and two t-shirts (from the 80s?). i’m not going to wear them together like this but i’m too lazy to do four outfits. jesus i look so tall in the red skirt. i want platforms. i want
Jesus was like “I got this bro”
spmib: thelegendofroxas: emptygarrison: snitchitspellbound: kingfappy: top-flight-security-of-the-world: amijusttumblinalone: FUCK THESE ARE TEARS WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE? why do people like watching the world cry? crying fuck im crying there
carnotaurus-sassytrei: konkeydongcountry: sreido: where was this when I was small enough to fit in it you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into itif it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me having worked at toys r us i
onlyblackgirl: trebled-negrita-princess: When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?
nakeid: mindofalemur: 57’ seafoam Ford Thunderbird i need a car like this in my life
yourheadcanon: nano shinonome cosplay wip for otakuthon (the uniforms in need of an good ironing and i got like 3 hours of sleep last night dont mind my face) plus this gif of the motorized key:
bonesex: how-to-be-irish: saffronsugar: trebled-negrita-princess: I feel like this is what Jesus look like #this is like final fantasy jesus *is suddenly Christian* Never has it been more appropriate for my reaction to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
HOW HAVE I NEVER HIT POST LIMIT LIKE WHAT
sundrycreations: I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because: I didn’t. I didn’t let myself DARE think it. I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders… because biphobic
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
gingerfacekillah: when she likes the same music as you and laugh at your jokes
missdoublem: omg what is that. Is that like…a fans recording device? What if you went to a fucking MJ concert and he grabbed your recorder and recorded himself singing on it? Fuckin A
bitterlesbiangrandma: bitterlesbiangrandma: Like a month ago I messaged a craft group about accessibility for wheelchairs and the answer I got was “there’s a lot of stairs but we have cute boys who can carry you”. And it’s…not good. As a
zanzando: SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.
tarajenkins: And the Shawl Of Doom was never worn againSunshine‘s theory for its disappearance made me laugh, so I had to draw it! I still won’t forgive her for making me like Bill tho
darling-highness: shinyriolus: captaintightpanties: conronorock: yuri of the week What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be? the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking
People that post a lot of porn concern me like just how thirsty are you???
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
Midnight Cinderella fangirls be like
jbaxteranimator:Thank you to the Steven Universe community for saying such positive things about this scene, we thought you might like to see the pencil test. These are the shots from “Change Your Mind” that I animated and that Kendra (@bcakesbaxter)
kirbyartstuff: this is for Jack, who made me gift art twice (I think), and I’m still very greatful so I made him a gift too :> hope you like it! Sweet Jesus! She looks fantastic and those thighs are on another level! Thank you :D
attackher-andyouattackme: She’s so smiley and almost child-like in her joy, but then as soon as she sees a camera, it’s smolder time.
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
Personally, I’d like to thank the cameraman for their work.
jeSUS,, someone should make a comic of the vocaloids arguing/talking using their song titles in their sentences if that’s a thing that can be done
FYEW OK just finished watching band anime (hibike! euphonium)IT WAS GOOD AND CUTE i liKED ITthe kumiko/reina thing was still baiting lmao~BUT I LIKED THE SHOW
disgruntledturtle: And if you know about the physics of explosions, it gets worse. The metal shell over her head would focus the force of the blast into a tiny area, while the opening around her neck would direct the force down like a shaped charge.
thyrell:captain-price-officially:Have y’all tried marrying people you like?imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
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![wideop3n: fanartxfanfic 1: [art by wideop3n text by sinderlin] It hurts, not knowing what to do with bottled-up feelings that you can’t quite choke down and smother away. There’s nothing to be done for it, though, just let it fester like an untreated](https://40.media.tumblr.com/100b3ebafe0cb1b642945686eef30954/tumblr_mxokvtvuXk1s30lxyo1_250.jpg)
